"Salty" Keychain

It’s a word for folks who’ve got a little too much seasoning and not enough sweetness. Think: snappy comebacks, dramatic sighs, and a resting face that says, “Try me.”

Yes sir, salty is what happens when someone skips the sugar and goes straight for the sass. 

And just like a good pretzel?
It’s twisted.
It’s bold.
And it’s not for the faint of palate.